WHAT!! THE SHIZ is a Financial Advisor too?
USE "THE SHIZ-NIT FINANCIAL" IN A MULTITUDE OF FINANCIAL SITUATIONS:
- Your mom's purse is empty
- You've been fired
- Your girlfriend who supported you dumped you
- Your dog ate your checks
- You have terrible credit and every credit company under the sun has denied you
- You catch a DUI and need to hire a lawyer
- You want to go to law school but you don't have $100,000
- You want to get your GED but don't have the $25 fee to take the test
- Your dad, grandma, uncle, cousin and second cousin all said, "No, (your name) we are not 'lending' you another dime!"
- The pawn shop has 86'd you for bringing in stolen vacuum cleaners
- You no longer have anything to pawn
- Your dealers at your door demanding that $40 you don't have
- You woke up naked in the middle of nowhere and need a cab
- You need to get your wife a last minute anniversary gift but you spent the last of your money at the bar
- You get in a fight with your best friend about some girl and he breaks your jaw-you need to go to the hospital