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Need a hot blond by 5pm on Friday for that company party? Just face north while you hop on one leg and say your mother's middle name while you pump just 2 spays of our All Purpose Miracle Formula.
Need a quick grandma to give the cops an alibi as to where you were Tuesday night? Our grandmas have been known to say things like, "He's the best grandson in the world, he couldn't have done that!" or "He's always helping me with yard work on Tuesdays, it couldn't have been him. I swear it!"
Perhaps you need a tall handsome glass of water to get your parents off your back about still being a middle-aged hag with no prospects. Well THE SHIZ is here for you! Just drive east at 90mph while playing and Billy Joel song and in just 4 pumps you'll be sitting shot gun to a Gerard Butler look-a-like!