!!! THE SHIZ-NIT - All Purpose Miracle Spray !!!
"If You Can Think it The Shiz can do It!"
The most amazing product ever to be invented, made, and sold!
The Shiz-Nit All Purpose Miracle Spray can eliminate all of your problems, in just one pull of the pump! Created by our expert medical/science/biochemical warfare team, The Shiz-Nit can be used for any of the following (and these are just a few!) :
- Cleans All UNWANTED "Stains"
- AntiDepressant
- Emergency ATM machine
- Asshole Repellant
- Radio
- Matchmaker
- Delivers a Pizza
- Gets rid of UNWANTED Hair
- Forges your signature
- Entertains UNWANTED Relatives
- Gets rid of your Wife
- Finds a new wife
- Quits Smoking
- Takes weight off your hips, your butt and your k-anckles.
- Finds a new job
- Talks back to your boss
- Gets rid of blackheads
- Disinfects
- Gives you an erection
- Walks your dog
- Builds Character
- Blames your mother
- Takes a vacation